I’ve got to confess, Chief, I voted for you too. It was funny, dammit! I couldn’t resist!
Please, flame me. Please.
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
Ohmygod, the Smiley Master, the
Smiley Master, himself called me a smiley
whore! I feel so, so, honored…dirty,
but honored.
Wally, I LOVE the sig line. Having 12 years of Catholic school under my belt I know exactly where you’re coming from.
{leaving smilies out of this post so that Chief doesn’t hunt me down have have me killed slowly and painfully}
What school did you go to, Minxmom?
I went to Our Lady of Perpetual Pain.
And yeah, it was 12 years for me as well.
Talk about doing hard time.
I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.
Dont like smilies eh???
I can make you smile:
Picture this, my landlord came over and replaced the carpet in the hall. Before he left, he placed a mat in front of the new furnace, and inadvertantly flipped from heat to ventilate…
so for the last few hours, I have been cranking the furnace while it blew COLD air!
So, if that doesnt crack your stoney face, try this: Last night I [deleted due to extremely explicit content], and then it went [censored] and I couldnt even believe it! Ten minutes later [censored] and the friggin neighbors called the cops, and when they arrived I was [censored!!!]!
Isnt that the funniest thing you ever heard?
Scott, you did a good thing here, I said some stuff to Krispy, and it goes for you too.
kellibelli
Wally, I went to St. Corporal Punishment. It was an all girls school, so not only were we tortured, we didn’t have dates, either.
I hereby commit myself to adding a manditory smilie in every post of mine that is a reply to ChiefScott. He only has himself to blame for it.
All for you, Chief!
It’s worth the risk of burning, to have a second chance…
Aw, the Chief’s just cranky because he broke down and used a smiley in the Opalcat Appreciation thread.
GBS must be softening his cold, stony heart.
Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.
You think you’re scared, who do you think nominated him? :eek:
You better be nice or I’ll sic my lackeys on ya.
Aw, ChiefScott, ya big softie, do you want to know something funny? I had formed the impression that you didn’t like smilies! And here you are, soon to be the Official Smilie Master!
Give us a grin, ya fun-loving galoot! Here’s one to get you started: 
By the way, WallyM7 and Minxmom, I’m a product of Catholic schools myself. Only four years, but I can match the all-girl part and raise you a boarding school. I’ll never wear seersucker again.
Ummm, that’s spooky. You can make the smilie act like a hyperlink. Sorry Chief, this was only a test; I won’t be doing it again.
Looks to me like ya can, Unc. You suck too.
(D’ja get my e-mail?)
I love OpalCat.
But if you vote me “Smiley Master”, I’ll hunt you down, slit your belly and dance upon your steaming entrails.
Yer pal,
ChiefScott
Yep, I got it Chief. I bounced another back to ya today. Thanks, Scott.
Cool.
We return you now to the “hissy fit” already in progress…
Current board events prohibit me from posting my sig line.
I’ve been waiting for the appropriate moment to use the “Hello Kitty” smiley (some things are too kitschy even for me!).
So, just for you, Chief:
Now THAT’S annoying! DEATH TO HELLO KITTY!!! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!!!
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
And it’s just plain ugly… ewww!
Aawwww…::sentimental sigh::
Isn’t this great, Chief Scott the crusty old salt, tougher than barnacles on a rope, all twitchy over asinine smilie faces?! (BTW, Chief, aren’tcha glad I diagnosed “hissy fits” for ya?)
Whaddya say, guys, that we all collect designer teddy bears, furbies and velvet paintings on velvet of puppies with huge, soulful eyes for his next SD get together?
Oh, sheesh, he’s grabbing a nuke!
::runs like hell for cover::
Veb
Veb,
Are you on a suicide mission?
The man’s got nuclear weapons. He could snap at any time.
I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.