I just went to that smiley site. I was horrified beyond words at what I saw. But then, at the bottom, I saw something different… I’m sorry, Chief. I share your revulsion for smilies. But as for kitties, mousies, and fishies, well that’s different. I promise I’ll keep them off the board, though. Except this once. Sorry.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
::piling up the nuclear weapons, the fuckin’ smiley kitty, the dick-strokin’-makin’-me-smile,-smile-oh-God, Jesus-god-am-I-smiling?-Oh–you-bastard-rub-it–now–again–and-again–and–again…::
Neuro, there ain’t nothin’ that you can do to me that GBS can’t do to me!!!
Screw the Minx, (I wish)!
Poly, you blow.
Poly, you blow big-time.
Poly, you blow,cateroids castrated on canned cows.
You, sir, puff towards tight tenderloins!
T’is enough in MPSTIMS (Mindless Pointless Shit That I Must Share)!!
(This is how I think of it!!)
Current board events prohibit me from posting my sig line.
::launching two F/A-18s hoping the fourteen 2,500 lb. smart bombs follow this e-mail… straight…
into…
your…
living room (or wherever you are accessing th eWEB::
BOOM
BOOM
Still Hoping OpalCal’s O.K.
Livin’ Life and Lovin’ it!!
Current board events prohibit me from posting my sig line.
ChiefScott – I really, really hate to point this out but Brithael doesn’t blow… Brithael BITES! Unless Brithael has made some kind of comeback recently that I’m unaware of. Hmmm. The only person(s) around here that I know of that really BLOW would be, damn, which screen name should I use? There are eight of them the last time I counted. Hmmm. Let me just say “perfumed crotch”.
Geeze, I go to page two, find a ROFL and smiley (figures, somebody rewarding somebody else for being witty)…and then a post by somebody getting pissed off for having gone to page two and just found a ROFL and smiley! In a thread dedicated to asserting the obnoxiousness of smileys! Is that post off topic, or not?
Chief, you can do better than that for a flame; I’ve seen your work, and that’s not up to snuff. That didn’t even turn the air a pale teal, much less the bright blue you’re capable of. If you don’t shape up, I’ll have to post the moonwalking rodent to stir your creativity!
