I saw it happen right here! --> http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34198
Is there a doctor in the house? I think this man is cracking up!
Chiefy’s gonna kill you! Nice knowin’ ya, Whammo! 
Holy mother of mercy, has the whole world gone topsy-turvy?!? :eek:
There is a special room in Hell reserved for Sadaam Hussein, Kathy Lee Gifford and Whammo.
And there ain’t no honor bar.
Never thought I’d see the day. What’s next, ChiefScott? A big grin? Perhaps a nice roll eyes? Will you go as far as a stick out tongue? Maybe ChiefScott will become the next Silent_Bob, communicating entirely with smilies. I doubt it, though. Pigs would have to build an efficient fusion reactor first.
Don’t worry Chief! We still love you!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
(I fuckin’ hate emoticons. They remind me of the pink pill poppers in high school.)
ChiefScott it will be ok just step away from the computer nice and slow, we know you did not mean to post a smiley. Everyone has their weak moments. We understand and forgive you.
(just don’t let it happen again)
[sub]gratuitous smiley left out for ChiefScott[/sub]
I just thought he didn’t know how.
Egad - why is it all my idols have FEET OF CLAY? First, Eve casually mentioned in a thread a while back that she discoed through the '70s - and now this!
What’s next?! David B will admit to secretly reading his horoscope? Uncle Beer will confess he only drinks seltzer water? Manhattan really lives in Fort Lee, New Jersey? Oh, the horror! The horror!
I have to go lie down now.
How can you tell the boat is almost home?
Oh…my…god. ChiefScott’s gonna have to nuke himself now!!
Hey everybody! He posted a smily…let’s get him!!
It’s obvious to me that it was merely a punctuation error that caused a smilie.
It wasn’t ChiefScott!!! Some silly Seaman was swabbing the deck near Chief’s computer. He was already made at Chief for yelling at him earlier and making him peel potatoes. He thought it would be a good idea to hack into Chief’s laptop and post a smilie for revenge!!
Chief, you need to find out who it was and Court Marshal him!!! Maybe even tell the guys to carry out a Code Red.
I just caught a report on The Weather Channel. They’re warning the entire eastern seaboard to put on their raincoats & hip waders, because there’s a positively huge swarm of pigs headed right for them.
Code Red? Nah, just a good ol’ Navy blanket party!
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This makes me feel a bit more like alice in the rabbit hole after being gone a few days, only to see chiefscott do something he doesn’t like.
Curiouser and curiouser… :eek:
Yeah, that’s not the only thing you’ve been waiting a long, long time to do, huh?
And I’ll bet a smile will be involved with that too!
snort
snicker
screams with laughter
Awwww…we still loves ya, sailorboy! Now admit it, didn’t using that smiley feel good???
Man, next thing you know, he’ll admit that he’s really an Army sergeant.