Sorry Bro, They made me do it
:eek::o 
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Chief! NO! ::plants restraining hands on twitching, homicidal shoulders::
He knew not what he doeth! Did! Shat! Shoot! NO!
No nukes!
Now, now, no matter the provocation, you don’t really want to reduce most of the continental US to smoking rubble, do you??
Oh, jeez…
Veb
im sorry but it had to be done. ha ha
And another new poster stands by to watch the bomb dropped… puts hands over eyes, peeks out between fingers
Good one Veb!
Oh, sure. Post this after I finally decide I don’t have to keep those iodine pills I’ve had lying around since the cold war.
Thanks, dude.
Now, is there really anything Chiefscott can do to me?
i just want him to see this. so next time you see him around, point him in this direction.
let shayna and ultress know too.
they said they wanted to see the look on his face when i did this to him.
OHMIGAWD for a moment I thought someone posted a screen shot of Snood!!!
Actually, a package of plain SMDB smileys would be fun! … although I prefer peanut.
fnord –
I would like to publicly thank you for finally finding and using your shift key to capitalize two whole letters in the thread title!
Then, three in your first post, none in your second, two more in your third and none in your fourth!
I figure if you pop out a couple dozen more smilies you may be able to use an acronym one day.
Young man, you have the audacity to stand there, piss on my shoes and giggle?
Apparently, you’ve fallen in with the wrong sort. To whit, Shayna and ultress. Has your father never told you about “those kind” of ladies? They should be proud of their newbie mentoring philosophy.
I must again fault our school systems, decaying neighborhoods and eroding nuclear families.
The missiles remain on their launchers, the planes are returning to base, and all crews have stood down.
My initial post has been deleted in deference to the posters here who’ve been raised, and taught manners, by someone other than syphalictic dead-monkey felchers and goat 'nad squelchers.
You have not lived untill you have felched a dead monkey.
As for pissing on your shoes, I am not giggling, I am laughing my ass off.
If Shayna and Ultress are “the wrong sort”, then god save the wicked. Half of us newbies have fallen in with them.
Having said that, fnord’s post made me reach for the Extra Strength Excedrin.
I must admit, I’m impressed.
Chieffie you need to remember sweetie, while you have your nuclear out to sea, I’m sitting on mine all the time. One little kick off and no more home port for you!!!
There is still one more challenge that must be met. We will see how the Milo challenge is dealt with.
[Moderator notes:]
fnord, please consider this an official warning. Do NOT do this sort of thing again. Posting to deliberately irritate other members is unacceptable behavior here. Stop being a jerk; you continue at your own peril.
Thank you, UncleBeer
Hey Uncle Beer, go light on the guy, please. He did this because ultress and I told him he had to do it as part of his newbie initiation hazing assignment. He was just following orders. If yer gonna chew someone a new one, make it me, ok? Cuz I started this.
Personally, I happen to think this is hilarious and fnord was a really good sport to go along with our hazing. And even the Chief took it all in good humor.
What? His hazing was that he had to post smileys to ChiefScott?
Goddamned kids have it too goddamned easy these days!
Back when I joined the board, I had to try to argue the creationist point of view against DavidB for three straight weeks! Then I had to try and switch UncleBeer’s regular stock of Guiness with Miller Lite! You should have seen the whipping I got when I was caught…
By God, we’re going soft on these new posters! That’s why we’ve got all these trolls! They need to be tough! Mean! Why, to make my first post, I had to walk three miles! Uphill! Both ways!
Grumble grumble grumble… Who took my prune juice?
Vibrating dildos are nuclear-powered now?
Well, we do say it’s an efficient form of energy but I never knew it could fill that man-less void…
Saints preserve us!
fnord, make a run for it. Don’t stop until you get to Madagascar. The Chief probably won’t find you there.
And take that bull’s eye off from around your neck!
Oh, and Chief, just for this…
Ah, what a glorious day it was when the world saw the debut of the Rolleyes Concerto. The old smilies came from UBB, and therefore have since been put to sleep. Imagine what that page used to look like with animation!
It’s as if the northern lights have been replaced with a couple of hand-held sparklers…