this ones for ChiefScott :D

Why’s the little Jewish guy wearing a beanie?

That’s not a beannie. That’s a yarmulke.

A beannie has a propeller on top.

Chief - this is especially for you. Now you can launch anytime you want. Just plug in an address, and click! Happy hunting…

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/bomb/sfeature/mapablast.html

Oh, right. I meant why’s he wearing a beret?

Yeah, They made me do it.
I will comply with your request to not piss someone off intentionally.
and to Shayna and ultress, i think ill hold off on the milossarian thing till unclebeer calms down

You had hills? We would have killed for hills.

We had to post from the desert. Flat? Hell, it was flatter than my wallet on Sunday morning.

fnord, relax. Unc didn’t know it was all in fun.

Trust me, you’re in da clear wit da Beer.

Allrighty then i guess its time for phase two of my hazing. now, where to find milo? I am supposed to flirt with people in 3 of his posts. am I to take it that he hates that too?

You had Sunday mornings?
We jumped straight from Saturday afternoons 'til about 10:47 p.m. Sunday.
We never knew when to mow the lawn!

NO, you have it wrong!!

Your supposed to float with MILO, in three of SHAYNA’S threads!

Better yet, heh, make that three of Neutron Star’s threads:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=26060

Damned newbies! Gotta spell everything out for them.

When do we tell him about his having to be felched whilst repeating:
“Thank you, sir. May I have another?”


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May the U. S. Navy have mercy on my soul.