Let's document the Putin-Trump love affair!

Really, this thread should prolly have been started last year, and I would personally encourage anyone who wants to post old examples and news of this love affair, so that in years to come we can all look back at it and, like with any relationship of significance, point and laugh at all the hijinks and exposed foibles and mis-steps and plaintively muse about the missed opportunities and the ephemeral successes and the way things are versus the way things might have been…

But for now, [the smoldering love affair continues!

](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_RUSSIA_PUTIN_THE_LATEST?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-06-01-09-29-59)I’m starting to think that Putin is kind of a golddigger: he’s flattering and attentive to a rich old man because he wants something from the rich old man. I wonder how that composts with Putin’s self-image?

Lol! Let’s go down to the quarry and throw this thread down there with the 17 million other Trump is the suxxors threads.

Cite please.

The fact they’ve never met injures your homophobic jibing.
Trump sometimes said he met Putin and sometimes that he never has, but Trump lies a lot. Putin says they never have; and I know whose word I would trust more. And journalists make up stuff as much as Trump does.
By the beginning of May Trump had spoken on the phone with Putin three (3) times since becoming president.

Consider this: After three phone calls and an infinite amount of hope for a Trump-Putin detente dashed against the rocks of American politics, all that Trump and Putin could agree on, according to the readouts provided from each side, was that the war in Syria is bad and that maybe a personal meeting this summer would be good. But even that part about the meeting, it turned out, was just in the Kremlin’s account of the presidential phone call. The White House made no mention of any agreement to meet. And even the Kremlin left room for uncertainty. After a description of “a whole range of timely questions of cooperation between the two countries on the world stage”—which, according to the Kremlin readout, were Syria, and Russia’s perennial, cynically used favorite, counterterrorism—“Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump spoke in favor of continuing contact by telephone, as well as in favor of organizing a personal meeting alongside the G20 Summit in Hamburg on July 7-8.” Which, given the White House’s silence on the meeting, sounds a lot less like a continuing bromance and a lot more like, “Call me” and “See you around.”*
The Atlantic — Putin’s Disappointing Phone Call With Trump 2017 May 02

But hey, if hot and sticky fantasies of these two wild old men having torrid homosexual sex gets you off at night, have away.

Haven’t given it as much thought as you have. Let me think, ponder ponder. Nope. If they even tried to intrude on my hot imaginations, pretty sure Scarlett J. and Rachel Maddow would kick their butts.

Putin, a gold digger? He’s 65, only five years younger than Trump. And he’s far richer, according to some accounts, richer than Bill Gates.

I think it’s far more likely that Trump is sucking up to Putin, rather than the other way around.

Wow. Really stretching for it here, but I think I’ve got some blemished trophies in the back somewhere.

Usually I limit participants to one, but if you’ll make a real effort in your next OP I’ll let you trade up to a shiny new one.

Thought for a minute you’d miss your drive-by trophy drop. No sleep for the vigilant.

Are you really so stupid as to not understand a basic metaphor? They don’t have to ever be together to be “in bed with one another.” It just means they are too close to each other. It’s a basic metaphor. Learn it.

And you have to be a moron to believe anything that Putin would say to try and hide the connection. Putin is no less a liar than Trump. They are the same morally.

I find it hilarious that the response to this thread is “But, they’ve never met!”

Tell you what, you beautiful idiot - just imagine that they’re each separately staring at a picture of the other while engaging in sweaty grunting self-manipulative policy-making. For Russia’s benefit. All the policy is for Russia’s benefit, because while Putin loves Trump, it’s the love a master has for its best bird dog, and Trump loves Putin like the dog bring back the USA to drop at Putin’s feet.

Evan Drake You have just had a hard sweaty lecture from BigT…have a ciggy…a shower…and tell us how it was.

Homosexual insults to straight people are not metaphors, they are anti-gay abuse, no different to any bully shouting out ‘Queer’ and ‘Fairy’ at the small different kid in the class.

If it bothers you, go cry to Momma.