Pontiac - What, it’s not a Cadillac?
You’re correct, it is BMW drivers. I know a few; dicks all. A car dick is a special kind of dick.
Or: I am 6’ 9" tall and this is the only car that has enough head room.
Honda Accord: Sometimes, when we’re really feeling kinky, we leave the lights on.
I thought it was.
Volvo…I like to have people think I drive in bad weather.
Subaru…I actually spend a lot of time driving in bad weather, and have the dents from at least 6 other people who don’t know how to.
Buick - Hey, son, can you show me again how to get the reruns of Murder She Wrote on Netflix?
Ferrari: I’m rich as shit but I still can’t afford a Bugatti.
A buddy and I had a game where we tried to guess the ethnic origin of a person by the car that they drive. We’d spot some outlandish car in a parking lot near a restaurant and make our guesses hoping that they would return to the car before we had to leave.
My favorites:
Curb feelers on all 4 corners of the car. WTF is a “curb feeler” you may ask? Google it.
4 space saver spares mounted on another car.
Subaru: What’s the point of a car wash? It’ll just as dirty as it used to be after the drive home.
What kind of car was it? I want to guess, too!
Bill Morrissey did an amusing riff on this on his Standing Eight album.
“My BMW draws applause,
I am not bound by traffic laws…”
Saab=quirky. And Saab stories. 
Hummer: Sorry about your tiny penis.
The brand is spelled “Infiniti,” and Datsun was discontinued in 1986, 3 years before Infiniti was offered.
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Cadillac: I still think this is 1963 when the brand meant something.
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At the turn of the 21st century, Cadillac underwent a revival beginning with models like the CTS and CTS-V, XLR, and ATS. In 2010 the CTS-V set a lap record a the Nurburgring for production sedans, and the updated version won Car & Driver’s 2014 Car of the Year.
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Mercury - I was going to get the Ford, but then I found a $10 bill on the ground outside the dealership and decided it was a sign.
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If you want to spend your $10 at Mercury dealership, you’d have to first invest in a time machine, as the brand was killed in 2010, and the last car rolled off the line in Jan. 2011.
Buick?
Oldsmobile?
Harley - I’m having a midlife crisis.
Buick - should be restricted to the right lane by law.
Mercury. - ditto
Mini van - neutered male.
Ram truck - want to make sure that no woman will drive my vehicle.
There are more, but these are the local highlights.
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(about a car with curb feelers) What kind of car was it? I want to guess, too!
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My vote is for either a Chevy Caprice or Ford Crown Vic - also the two cars most likely to be jacked up on 24" or larger wheels worth more than the car itself.
Yeeaaaah…
:rolleyes:
Close, but I think you’re wrong. I think they’re on a Crown Vic’s sister; a Lincoln or a old, full-sized Buick or Caddy.
VW: I can’t afford a German car that actually runs.
Land Rover: I’m so rich I can afford to throw it away on this piece of shit.
Hummer: I have self esteem issues.
Subaru: I’m a soccer mommy.
Honda Element/Nissan Cube, etc.: I’m being a non-conformist just like the other 17 million people who own one of these.
Porsche Carrera: I’m leasing.
And I know that the Obama 2014 bumper sticker is redundant on this car.
Marisa Tomei?