Bob Rivers seems to have made a whole career out of demented Christmas songs and parodies of Christmas songs. Here are 64 of them. My favorite is Sled Zeppelin, an astonishingly accurate recreation of the sound and style of D’yer Maker.
The Dollyrots re-recorded their biggest song, “Because I’m Awesome”, with holiday lyrics to become “Because I’m Santa”.
If you really wanna drive people batty, though, consider The Wiggles!
- Ring a Ding Dong
- Wags Stop Your Barking (featuring Barry “Greg Brady” Williams")
- It’s Rockin’ Santa (with John Fogarty green-screened in)
- Christmas Barcarolle (Sam Moran sang lead on this one)
I said demented, not evil.
For some vaguely raunchy double-entendres guaranteed to make your inner 12-year-old giggle, I submit “Santa Lost A Ho.”
I’m not one of those who think the O&A version is the best song ever, but musically I think it sounds fine. The Rovers version also sounds fine to me. But either the phrase you used was meant as a joke, or you have absolutely no idea what it means.
Or you missed that I was comparing the Irish Rovers to the friggin’ nerd.
Grandma isn’t even the worst thing that nerd inflicted upon the world. Listen at your own risk: