Let's hear some stories of injuring yourself in stupid ways

[Mosier]

I am 6’4". When I was in high school still living with my parents, my mother would call me for dinner and I would come running to the dining room. This was the routine every day. Get called for dinner, bound down the hallway to the dining room like the devil was chasing me, sit down and eat. Get called for dinner, bound down the hall-OWWWWW!!! OWWWWW!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!

I sank to my knees on the floor holding my head and waiting for the stars to stop spinning around me. Apparently over the course of one day, I grew enough that I no longer had clearance under the door frame while running at full sprint. I hit my head so hard it bled.

[Ludovic]

@InvisibleWombat

I spend too much time playing World of Warcraft. I read this and thought, “Hmmm. Must have been a critical hit. That’s a lot of damage.”

[hijack]The only time I went LARPing, the creators wanted to spice up the action in the base town by having some demon and his nemesis wander in from opposite sides and duke it out. Beginning characters in that LARP have around 5-15 HP, and the two foes were doing like 500-1000 in a swing.

So this one dude walks in to the center of the town and throws down the gauntlet, talking smack about how you need to fear his wrath and such. Except he misspoke, and it was appropriate for how insanely overpowered his attacks were. He bellowed by mistake:

“FEAR MY MATH!”