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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Newsflash From The International Desk of Zenster

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Cause of the Concorde Crash Finally Determined:

French authorities still admit that they are baffled by what exactly caused the crash of the Air France SST, killing all on board. During this morning's press conference one reporter inquired as to whether the tires had been manufactured by the Firestone Company. Reportedly, the French spokesman slapped his forehead and said, "Mon Deiu!"

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In other International News:

Russia to Reunite Trapped Submariners With Wives and Kids:

Earlier today, unnamed Russian military officials reiterated their vow to reunite all sailors aboard the sunken "Kursk" submarine with their wives and children. Following through on their commitment, all of the wives and children have been taken aboard another Russian submarine that will be sunk next to the "Kursk."

Stay tuned for further developments…

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You are one sick monkey!!

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This belongs in MPSIMS

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With a name like “Adolph Peewee” you are automatically imbued with maximum credibility. HEY, you make up some funnier headlines (What about those courduroy pillows?). and let me know. Only then will I applaud. It’s not easy being this bent.

Warmest Personal Regards,

Chris

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I’m sure manhattan will rectify this problem soon, but you may have noticed Zenster, that you are in the wrong Forum. This stuff (if it absolutely has to be posted) does not belong in the General Questions Forum.

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I just lo-o-ove “The Onion.”

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I don’t see what this thread has to do with The Onion. The Onion is funny, remember?

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->NEWSFLASH<-

Moderator annoyed; moves thread to MPSIMS. Details after the game.