Let's make up first drafts of famous lines

I swear to protect and defend the Articles of Confederation of the United States of America.

Give me liberty or give me a sex robot and a pound of cocaine.

In a hole in the ground there lived a funny little creature which I just made up.

The only thing we have to fear is…THAT THING!

When I was just a little yahoo, my dad told me something I can’t never forget: “When you see someone mooning over some idiot with a green light”, he said, “remember that some people were born dirt poor and never got no good education, other than maybe in rum-running.”

My God, April is a real fucking bitch, raining all the damned time and making the ground look like shit by melting all the fucking snow. Let me sleep!

i am way too fixated
on

a red
wheelbarrow

bought cheap
from kmart

full of knick-knacks
you picked up at Pier 1

“God made everything, and that was just for openers.”

T-800 to the desk cop: “I will try again later”