It was a dim and tumultuous night.
I could have been competitive for the championship!
You know how to trill, do you not, Steve? You just put your facial labia in close proximity and expel air from your lungs.
Call me Fishmeal.
Shit, we forgot the cannoli. Now I’ll have to pick up some more or my wife will have a fit.
Why do you keep saying “inconceivable”? It isn’t!
People are going to talk for a long time about how last Sunday the 7th was a really bad day.
Im mad as hell and I have to take it because I have a mortgage and two kids in college.
“I’m gonna make him an offer he’ll definitely want to take.”
“Soylent Brown is poop!”
And, most infuriatingly, “Frankly, my dear, I could care less.”
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that rich single men lurve the ladies.
Badges? Badges?? We were told we didn’t need them.
Here’s Jack Torrance!
My thumbs itch, Macbeth must be here.
“Rosebutt…”
This one’s from an old cartoon on Playboy:
“Eight dozen minus nine years ago… no, no, no — thirteen years less than a century ago… No. I need something better…”
“What is transpiring, Doctor?”
“If this continues, the Hulk will be compelled to do serious damage to things.”
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Dave Bowman: What’s the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: I have encountered a problem communicating with a device connected to me. This error can be caused by unplugging a removable storage device such as an external USB drive while the device is in use, or by faulty hardware such as a hard drive or CD-ROM drive that is failing. Make sure any removable storage is properly connected and then restart me.
End of Star Wars EP 3
Vader : YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
“Call me…Steve.”
“I shall return in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.”
“First rule: You do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule: Free coffee and Mallomars on Sundays.”
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a pink bunny slipper manufacturer; but that didn’t pan out, so I became a gangster instead.”
I did not have…cigars…with that woman.
“Fuck you, Shane!”
“Bond. Jimmy Bond,”
“Old MacDonald had a farm: F-J-F-J-P.”