Socrates:
“I drank what?”
If a bro is out of step with his homeboys, maybe it’s cause he’s listening to an alternative percussionist.
Your lack of faith bothers me!
Use the transporter to get me back on board, Mr. Scott.
You went full intellectually disadvantaged, man. Never go full intellectually disadvantaged.
Is it it factually accurate what popular opinion maintains about you people? It’s factually accurate! It’s factually accurate!
Houston - we’re in the shit.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was sawing a woman in half.
Do you think you are fortuitous enough to wager on what will happen if I pull the trigger once more, young hooligan?
It’s an old Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the dishes.
“Christ, it’s fucking obvious Watson.”
“Mr. Hyneman expresses a desire to witness a notably energetic exothermic reaction.”
War. War is tediously unvarying, don’t you agree?
Look, Luke, try your best to do it. You’ll either do it or you won’t. But try to do it and if you can’t, there’s always an alternate way to get it done.
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird…no, wait I don’t think it’s a bird, after all…I can’t quite make out what it is…can you see it clearly? I wish I had a pair of binoculars…oh, it’s gone now, whatever it was.
I’m a weird billionaire by day, but at night I go around fighting very strange criminals. And I have a pathological fixation with bats, dressing up like one and having all my accessories start with “bat.”
What we’ve got here is… failure to speak clearly.
You’ll suffer serious eye damage, kid.
Excuse me, I am trying to cross this busy NYC street.
Are singling me out in your vision?
I am not aware of anyone else I should murder.
Look, Scotty, I’m in real trouble here. Really, really, really bad trouble. The Klingons have already attacked and killed Ensign Klondike and gotten blood all over his red shirt. So will you please go to your work station, zero in on my coordinates and pull the level that will activate the system that will take me to the transporter pads on the ship?
Thank you.