Let's play Bad Casting

Richard Simmon. Horror movies might never be the same.

Hermione Granger?

Good answer, but once again the contest grinds to a halt for lack of a second name. You have to suggest a new character, folks. Sigh. Okay, I’ll take up the slack:

Annie Oakley from Annie Get Your Gun

Hermione Granger?

Shirley Temple.

Austin Powers?

Eddie Deezen as Austin Powers

Freddy Krueger

Desi Arnaz

Mrs. Danvers from Rebecca?

Actually, i change my vote, have the “actor” that played Torgo from “Manos; Hands of Fate” play Austin Powers…

the… Mas…TEr waNTs… tO …kNOw iF i… maKe… yOu …hOR…nY or RAN…dY?

gets up off floor with both sides in searing pain

I think you win! :smiley:

What am I, invisible? :stuck_out_tongue: Here’s mine again:

Joe/Josephine and Jerry/Daphne from Some Like it Hot.

Pauly Shore and Arnold Schwartzenegger
The Terminator.

Oh! I’ll answer my own: Danny DeVito

Jake from Chinatown.

Adam Sandler.

Overlooked from above: Annie Oakley in Annie Get Your Gun

Capucine.

Overlooked from above: Mrs. Danvers in Rebecca.

:smiley: Brilliant! I’ll assume that Ah-nuld will be Jerry/Daphne (“I’m a girl!”) and Pauly will be Joe/Josephine/Junior (“You’re a boy!”)

But who should play Sugar Kane?

Lisa Kudrow.
Paul Newman and Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Actually I just thought of a sureally awful answer to this…

Chris Kattan and Rob Schneider

James Bond

Jerry Lewis
M’hey, nice LADY!, the name’s Bond, James Bond, GLAVIN!

or; Kane Hodder in his Jason Voorhees setup

oops, forgot to post the next one, sorry, how about…

Dirty Harry

For the only unanswered one I see, Sugar Kane from Some Like It Hot: Patricia Arquette.

Sam Spade, in The Maltese Falcon

Dirty Harry: Gene Kelly.

Sam Spade

Don Knotts

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in Amadeus