Let's play Bad Casting

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Mae West in My Little Chickadee.

Mae West in Chickadee: Anne Heche

Mammy in GWTW

Halle Berry.

Vergil Tibbs.

Vergil Tibbs: Stepin Fetchit

Queen Victoria in Mrs. Brown

John Lithgow (a la Roberta Muldon in Garp)

When I saw “Kait Scarlett O’Hara Hamilton Kennedy Butler,” my answer was “Elizabeth Taylor Wilding Hilton Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortesky”

Oooops, I forget to give a new one. Since I mentioned Garp:

T.S. Garp

Actually, this could be brilliant. A lot of comedians have a really dark place inside them. Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler…and Chris Farley. There’s a lot of hate and rage and despair and self-destructiveness in a guy that can eat and drink and drug himself to death like Chris Farley did.

I could totally see him as a guy whose facade of normality gets slowly stripped away by insanity.

Wesley Snipes.

Blade.

Verne Troyer

Margo Channing in All About Eve

Drew Barrymore
Yoda

Yoda

Johnny Depp.

John Malkovich in Being John Malkovich.

W.C. Fields

Joel Cairo

Dominar Rygel XVI of the Hynerian Empire
or…
Grover

Scorpius from Farscape