Narcissus Manor
Don’s Stinking Cesspool of Shit
The former home of Marjorie Post*
*now a dilapidated hull of its former glory, occupied by some transplant from Queens, Nee York
Loser Largo
Wait, make that “Loser Lardo”.
The United States Government Classified Document Depository.
It doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, nor does it lend itself to “short and stinging,” but it does describe the place.
MAG-A-Lardo
That gaudy place where the convicted felon keeps all his stolen shit?
I always saw it as marécage or, in Chieftain Ineptstein the Orange Stain with no Brain’s writing style: Mar-é-Cage.
But many other sugestions are fine too. Pedo’s Rest. The Rapist’s Retreat. Mierd-a-Lardo…
The possibilities are endless.
“Donald Trump Rapes Children”
Sure, it’s not as catchy as the other suggestions but I wanted something the average Trump supporter could understand.
Shart Bay
The original name is in Spanish. Lets get the preposition right.
Merde de Lardo
Vulgarian Villa.
I’d call it “Tacky Trashcanistan for Shit People.” But whatever we change it to, we have to make sure the mail only gets delivered if people address it accordingly and that all indictments properly cite the residents’ address.
Mar-a-Lago-Ontario
Trumpair Memorial Pavilion.