He said this will be great.
We will enjoy it.
Big stars!!
“YAY!” sez I.
It seems I am easy to entertain. Or foolish.
Here goes:
About a month ago I DVR’d “VIVA, Knievil”
The utter crappiness of it. The kitzchy fun. Yeah, ok.
Good times!
Picture this, 70s vibe, Huge shirt collars, . Big hair, Gremlin cars, and some I couldn’t name. Did I say huge shirt collars. Wings, I tell you. Wings!
Now. Look there are big stars in this flick.
Gene Kelly
Lauren Hutton
Red Buttons
Leslie Neilson
Dabney Coleman
Frank Gifford
Probably others.
Oh how could I forget, Evel, himself.
The movie coulda been funny.
Nope. They played it serious.
I won’t give plot away(heh).
But believe me, it was weak at best. Mostly a flop.
There were motorcycle rides and a trick or 3. A magnificent car chase at the end.
Some percieved violence.
A sweet romantic thread of a love story(I can imagine all the 13 yo boys in the 70s booing at that).
But, not done yet.
There was this creepy subplot of a young boy coming to Evels travelling garage van saying Gene Kelly was his dad. And Evel deciding he would groom the boy. “COME TO MY VAN” I swear these words were spoken.
I know, different time. But, I couldn’t NOT see or hear it.
And, of course Gene Kelly, all of 80+ yo. Rides a trick bike. Yeah, right.
Wasn’t he a dancer?
(I’m not at all sure if I’m spelling Evel Knievals name correctly, nope not looking it up)