Let's ruin the endings to some books!

Per my hobby of annoying people just short of getting whacked, I suggest that people post the books they are reading here and let others tell how the endings go. I’ll start.

The Holy Bible.

Okay, just kidding.

Finity, by John Barnes

A hush fell over the courtroom, killing six.

Everybody dies except the butler, who did it.

A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.


I wasn’t serious.

I don’t know about books, but I can certainly forecast the ending of this pathetic thread.


When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.

I am currently reading Jhereg and just finished Dragon, both by Steven Brust…and they both the the exact same way…with an About the Author page! Talk about lack of originality.

Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

SD chat:
<Jophiel> Kat’s here! the board must be down!

Mine ended with:
Zoning Consultants
See also city & towan planners

Plainfield, Village of
Planning & Zoning…815 439-2824

Kind of a let down, really.

“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

The Second World War - the Allies win.

Hamlet - everybody dies.

Green Eggs and Ham - he eats them and likes them.

A Christmas Carol - Scrooge reforms.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not a man.

Lolita grows old and ugly.

``All of your dreams will come true. All of my dreams came true, but now… I have a bunch of other dreams.’’ – Sonic Youth.

Studi, do you ever post anything besides telling people that they aren’t funny and how pathetic their threads are? Granted, I don’t usually step out of MPSIMS, GQ, or BBQ pit–But I haven’t seen you post anything else.

Currently reading Coaching for Commitment and The Abilene Paradox and Dreamweaver 2 Bible. Please don’t spoil them for me!

SDMB’s oldest living female!
Acclaimed author of: No Bad Brontosauri
365 Ways to Cook Sabertooth Tiger
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Wheel

The Grapes of Wrath–the Joads just go on living in the migrant workers’ camp. In other words, nothing happens.
Invisible Man–Just another dull day in New York for the Narrator.
A Streetcar Named Desire–Stanley yells “Stella!”
The Wizard of Oz–Dorothy goes home again.

Always wanted to do this since Catholic school.

Now ruining endings to the Holy Bible.

Old Testament- Some guy named Malachi says that God is coming.

New Testament- Some guy says God is coming with a lot of special effects.

(extra ruin, at no extra charge)

Go Dog Go- Boy dog digs girl dog’s hat and they both ride off into sunset.

…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon

Michael Crichton’s “Airframe”: they crashed because the pilot let his son fly the plane!

Man, that feels good. What a waste of forestry that book was.

I’m not a fallen angel, I’m a risen demon.