Lets say Obama wants a small funeral

That might be waiting too long. There have been at least three assassination plots directed at president-elects.

OK.

“Obama wants a small funeral.”

And now let’s say “That merchant attracts a certain couple of thugs who demand payments.”

OK.

“That merchant attracts a certain couple of thugs who demand payments.”

If he requests that the House of Representatives grant him a large state funeral, it’s a sure bet that they will find a way to block the request.

Moderator Note

While we do allow a certain amount of joking around in GQ once the question has been factually addressed, we don’t allow political pot shots.

No warning issued.

The president-elect is not actually an officeholder, so presumably he (or she) wouldn’t be entitled to the full Presidential Funeral shebang.

<Boehner checking the U.S.C.>
“Nope. Wanting a small funeral is NOT a high crime or misdemeanor. Dammit!” >.<

Moderator Note

And again, let’s keep the political pot shots out of GQ.

No warning issued.

Actually I think the two posts that were not warned (mine included) raises an interesting question.
How are the funerals paid for? Is there an Executive-Branch celebration slush fund they can reach into? Does Congress pass a quick and dirty spending bill? Could someone/anyone in DC conceivably say, “If it is up to us, dump his carcass into an unmarked grave and ride a thousand horses over it.”?