Now that the U.S. Government has a controlling stake in General Motors (or is it Government Motors now? 
) lets start some amusing, yet plausible rumors…
If you have a GM vehicle with OnStar, you better pull the fuse and disable it, now that Big Brother owns GM, it can use it’s Brain-Scanning-Laser Satellites to network with OnStar to find out not only where you are, but where you’re going, how fast you’re going, how much carbon emissions your vehicle is creating, and what your fuel mileage is, this data will be gathered and stored, used to increase your tax bills every year until GM pays off the government loans
They also will keep track of where you’re going, if you make a lot of trips to “undesirable” places, like sporting-goods stores, shooting ranges, Republican conventions, etc…, you will be flagged as a “Potential Domestic Terrorist” (PDT)
If the police need to pull you over to take you into custody for “Re-Ned-ucation”, they can use OnStar’s Stolen Vehicle Slowdown feature to bring the vehicle to a halt, they can use the Remote (Un)Locking feature to keep you safely contained in your vehicle while they flatbed it to the local copshop…
Yes, better disable your OnStar, you have been warned, oh, wait, there’s someone at the door, hold on…
No!, THEYVE COME FOR ME, HELP, SOMEBODY CALL THE COP…D’OH…
DISCONNECT YOUR ONSTAR, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, IT’S TOO LATE FOR ME, SAVE YOURSELF, SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!..
***Attention GM customers, this is your local Government Motors representative, the post you have just read is the delusional ramblings of a PDT, pay it no attention, your OnStar service IS NOT being used to track your activities, it is simply a useful auto club service, you do not need to disable it, disabling OnStar is not permitted under New GM Management, besides, you like it, it’s convenient and keeps you safe
Remember, we’re from the Government, we’re here to help…***
