Let's talk about my cock

[Senegoid]

@cochrane

It would have been even better had there also been a bull wandering around the yard. It would have made for a good cock and bull story.

Uhhh… Good combination username / post content?

Having a good cock and bull would be unproductive. Try cock and cow, or hen and bull. Anyway, what would the babies be like?

@Senegoid

(And I think, if you cross a cow with a chicken and feed the babies cinnamon pine cones, they will produce egg-nog.)