OK - who is with me?
These small creatures that work their hardest just so that we can all enjoy the pleasures of freshly baked bread, help us with our crops, turn sour looking buds into magnificent flowers, chase away the caterpillars from our lettuce and on rare occasions, chase away even my mother in law from the garden table (god bless them).
They need teaching!
Because apparently, they can only count to 4.
So what say you all - shall we educate these critters?
And most importantly - how?
I propose that we all, from now on, leave 5 peanut-butter-jam-jelly-salami-sweet-bread sandwiches on our garden furniture, and a force-8-cortex-hammering-ham’n’chilli-mustard-roll on the side to teach them the difference.
But my teaching methods are lacking.
Any ideas on how to move on with this most noble cause?