Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

target practice for the

Custard pie flinging chimps

Who live near the

halls of Congress; Senator

Prime once witnessed an

ostrich swallow a whole

battalion of lobbyists without

belching the entire load

on their mothers-in-law{{{chuckle}}}

Meanwhile: Mountain man Zeke

, distressed by the cancellation

[<Taps pen on desk> 4 words, not 6!]

of Dan Haggerty’s new

Xbox Live account, bellowed:

"Can no one count

even if it’s irrelevant?

“π, i, e, ∞?”

I LIKE pie; however

eskimo Pie is my

absolute favorite," Zeke concluded.

Those within earshot were