target practice for the
Custard pie flinging chimps
Who live near the
halls of Congress; Senator
Prime once witnessed an
ostrich swallow a whole
battalion of lobbyists without
belching the entire load
on their mothers-in-law{{{chuckle}}}
Meanwhile: Mountain man Zeke
, distressed by the cancellation
[<Taps pen on desk> 4 words, not 6!]
of Dan Haggerty’s new
Xbox Live account, bellowed:
"Can no one count
even if it’s irrelevant?
“π, i, e, ∞?”
I LIKE pie; however
eskimo Pie is my
absolute favorite," Zeke concluded.
Those within earshot were