Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 2)

Continuing the discussion from Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1) - #10001 by 2_More_Bits.

Previous discussions:

across the floor to

entertain the cats. “Why

do we even exist?"

"To be fed tons

and fattened up!" replied

the less health-conscious cats.

Meanwhile, on Mount Blawnox,

the most astonishing spectacle:

4 million mountaineers attempting

to mount their mounts

while yodeling the theme

to Gilligan’s Island while

juggling a two dozen

egg omelette with cheese

whole brick of cheese,

[ Missing a word or maybe some punctuation there, DrDeth? ]

or so they say.

Many of the mountaineers

rode a most curious

recumbent bike. Others chose