Spiderman was swinging to
yet another Hanukkah party.
Wearing the yarmulke was
difficult for mullet-haired freaks,
Billy Ray Cyrus excepted
playing The Hanukah Song
(with daughter Miley harmonizing)
and, on double bassoon,
an incredibly talented baboon
simultaneously playing maracas with
an incredibly talented macraw
“r” notwithstanding, ARE messy
but have colorful plumage
. "The plumage don’t enter
into it!" exclaimed the
pet store customer, irritatedly
before storming out without
killing the Geico Gecko
, which was licking its
greedy chops while eyeing