a permanent memorial in
my trousers to Miss
Fellatia, my 8th grade
shop teacher. No. Really
we had shop class
at Saks Fifth Avenue,
and recess at the
Brooklyn Armory. But really,
enough already. Doughnut time!
“What’s a doughnut?” asked
Dracula, as he removed
his dentures. Homer replied,
“Odyssey, Shmodyssey!” Two, please.
The Lewd Sisters then
lifted their dresses, revealing
their four little friends,
who preferred poodle skirts
Skirts for poodle balling?
Congratulations, you made Fluffy
incontinent," the lady hissed,