von MacMillan III, purring
Whose 1920s Style Death
Lick From Hell sparked
a really, really big
mummy back to life.
"Hey, look! I found
the mummy’s lost mommy
Tannis leaf tea, mommy?
No, thank you, Dear.
I prefer ouzu with
a retsina chaser. Yick!
Beam me up, Scotty!
Is that dog house-broken?
house-broken? Surely you jest?
He destroyed a Tudor
minstrel’s joie de vivre
when he snapped his
AC joint, and now
a week’s gone by
Without a coffee break.