No’s yes man permission
to do what had
caused Rihanna to suddenly
leap out of her
birthday cake with a
male mountain gorilla, which
chased her around while
singing “I love you”
(the Barney theme song)
and wearing nothing but
the same Groucho glasses
as everybody else, except
hers were prescription tri-focals
which made everything look
unbecoming and in need
of a swift kick
towards the gaping hole
that suddenly opened up
in the middle of
her abdomen, while her