when the Charlie Chaplin
Look-Alike Festival was postponed
in favor of the
Monday Night cricket match!
Memorizing Cricket’s 42 laws,
is easy, compared to
knowing, when, commas are
excessive, in a sentence,
but difficult, compared to
eats, shoots, and leaves
town before the inevitable
election results came in
, revealing a dark horse
of the Apocalypse, named
Fred. Or maybe George
; the real name cannot
be pronounced by mortals.
“That’s what she said!”
echoed across the valley
, causing a whole host