Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

spin in circles like

Iranian centrifuges. U235 is

the latest U2 album

featuring Engelbert Humperdinck on

electric bassoon, glockenspiel, theremin,

while Cher chimed in

along with Madonna and

Melania Trump in the

second chorus, while Oprah

yodeled incessantly from atop

the glorious Statue of

Mike the Headless Chicken.

on John Bobbitt’s lap

. while his schlong ran

away with the spoon

-y bard named Edward.

Surgery attempted, penis ensues.

So she dropped the

tray of freshly baked

dildos, while the blow-up