spin in circles like
Iranian centrifuges. U235 is
the latest U2 album
featuring Engelbert Humperdinck on
electric bassoon, glockenspiel, theremin,
while Cher chimed in
along with Madonna and
Melania Trump in the
second chorus, while Oprah
yodeled incessantly from atop
the glorious Statue of
on John Bobbitt’s lap
. while his schlong ran
away with the spoon
-y bard named Edward.
Surgery attempted, penis ensues.
So she dropped the
tray of freshly baked
dildos, while the blow-up