(who naturally were just
getting into their huge
divorce settlement, with Soon-Yi
getting most of Daddy’s
dough, luckily for her).
Woody’s next movie, a
riotous tale about a
Peruvian llama called Humberto
becoming the “Hanukkah llama”
during World War I,
known as “Dolly Llama”
started the zombie apocalypse.
Llamas are larger than
Lombardy Pudding Elk, but
smaller than undead mutant
satanic leaf-tailed geckos, whose
sense of taste is
destroyed by constantly devouring
unpaid Geico bill statements
which puppies peed on.