(But you knew that).
However, nobody could know
that from around the
back side of Venus
I’m your Venus
and I’m your Uranus
and I’m the Klingons
(nonsensical though that seems).
The Klingons blockaded Uranus
being wiped out by
sentient rolls of Charmin,
via the three bears
sent by Starfleet (but
leased out to the
evil Vulgarians from planet
Vulgar in the Alpha
Quadrant’s low-rent district. They
shoulda known better). Meanwhile,
hungry baby hippos gathered
while the baby elephants