Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

(But you knew that).

However, nobody could know

that from around the

back side of Venus

I’m your Venus

and I’m your Uranus

and I’m the Klingons

(nonsensical though that seems).

The Klingons blockaded Uranus

being wiped out by

sentient rolls of Charmin,

via the three bears

sent by Starfleet (but

leased out to the

evil Vulgarians from planet

Vulgar in the Alpha

Quadrant’s low-rent district. They

shoulda known better). Meanwhile,

hungry baby hippos gathered

while the baby elephants