cucumber sands: the best.
Of course our heroes
are still fighting crime
and allegations of sexism.
and bad recipes, requiring
100 cans of Spam
and two ripe pineapples.
Now grown on trees.
Groan!
Said Atlas as the
Earth slipped from his
buttery fingers. He shrugged
and went on strike
smoking a Lucky Strike
and deeply guzzling a
12-oz. Ultra Slim Fast
until he was reduced
to a shambling shell
not unlike Mick Jagger.
A decrepit relic performing