she was older whereby
deflationary cosmology would induce
formation of Bose–Einstein condensates
resulting in a deadlocked
DD brassiere, inducing a
severe back ache that
only a DDDD earns
Off she went, supported
by two hammocks and
an anti-gravity device, allowing
NASA scientists a glimpse
of her naughty bits
. Meanwhile, Santa Claus was
perusing his naughty or
knotty pine paneling around
him, reassured he was
safely back home at
the Daisy Hill Puppy
Lemonade Stand, operated by
Snoop Dog & the Daisy Pips