Meanwhile, over in the
slaughterhouse of East Secaucus
Albanian hookers danced hesitantly
on top of a
chest containing twenty thousand
pig’s feet destined for
Miss Piggy’s midnight snack
– like all cannibals, she
worshiped Dr. Hannibal Lechter
, making the real Dr.
squeal, but an urgent
phone call interrupted their
self-love session. She
answered and said, "Who
are you? Who? Who?"
Transformed into an owl
with round, wide eyes
, she solemny intoned:
“Fuck you Pete Townsend”
, Keith Moon said, as