Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

He has no other

, but She’s got back-up!

and a bad assed

bad ass, having sat

on a chocolate bar

while regaling the bartender

with pousse café recipes

worked in mysterious ways

where the streets have

marble fountains dispensing V8.

Bono and The Edge

were slumming, trying to

brush cookie crumbs off

of the drum kit,

kettle-type with too-tight head,

and flatulent bass drum.

Meanwhile, Joe’s YouTube channel

was besieged by Bolivian

McDrugmule, their estranged harpsichordist

His bags full of Belgium