OSHA (due to the
annoying loss of life
of many flatulent flat-foots)
. When they were reunited
at the café where
Smedley ate, (remember Smedley?)
"Can’t say that I
recall Smedley. Is he
someone you hallucinated while
sampling psyilocybin fungi from
some Tibetan mountain plain?"
“Why yes,” replied Rufus,
“why do you ask?”
"Because I was there,
" a leggy supermodel replied,
"And let me tell
you about gas-x before
I fart like a
volcano." She reached into
her Gucci handbag and