loss of the tickets
they had carefully hoarded.
However, after carefully searching
their baby blue underwear
for telltale signs of
microscopic alien parasitical infestation,
finding one simple infestation,
the presidentus donaldus trumpus
. Symptoms include: a persistent
, tedious, unending, blizzard of
unending “tweet, tweet, tweet”
, which ended up attracting
Ronald McDonald, Pennywise and
quite a few prosecutors.
"Clowns to the left
, because liberals need more
jokers to the right
," Ivanka Trump burbled, assiduously
while stuck in the
middle with the Cheetoh.