Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

offset the precipitous miasma

. So naturally she said,

"Eeew! Ew, ew, eeeeew!

Obviously I am distressed!

"And my dress tore

into six parts, leaving

Janet Jackson shocked and

exposing her nipple shields.

her Shields panty liner,

and her favorite Brazilian

wax job. However, it

failed miserably, causing her

to scream “OH, FUCK”

while conjugating obscure Latin

nouns, and declining verbs

with characteristic diva-esque erudition.

Meanwhile on the spaceship,

the probe was ready.

The insertion team, consisting

of a navigator, a