He sang 96 Tears
but had a very
mysterious career. Correct Question:
"Who is that guy
known as ‘Question Mark?’"
Alex Trebek seemed baffled
by the precocious remarks
and hoped for a commercial
, but the gecko died.
Its necropsy revealed, surprisingly,
it was an iguana!
Talking dwarf iguanas are
rare and highly intelligent
humans wearing lizard costumes.
They can only eat
shoots and leaves from
books about grammatical quirks.
They often post on
the SDMB after midnight,
on moonlit, deserted beaches