the Earth’s total biomass.
Our protagonist crawled into
a very oversized Slinky
wearing absolutely nothing, except
a condom on his
pet parakeet, which perched
proudly on his shoulder.
The parakeet, Prunella, said
, "Will you still respect
my divine authority to
decide who should ultimately
let me have a
Fudgesicle?" Prunella pecked at
the eyes of a
potato, then dropped splatter
on the platter, and
did it matter? No…
Zebras rarely encounter tubas
out of season; instead,
they will typically find