was in a strange
modality superior to those
who play with puppets.
Puppies are not puppets,
said Captain Obvious to
the very bad speller
who named his dog
“Beach” and wonders why
no one can understand
the obvious connection with
Hamilton. But seriously, I
blended the two concepts,
so that no single
day goes by without
the confusion continuing to
make people wonder about
the weird stuff between
their toes after they
walk on hot coals
, cooling off with yogurt.