which sucks the fun
out of the spleen.
Who needs a spleen
?" “You do,” Lieutenant Frank
The heck you say!
“That takes gall,” said
the Grinch who stole
my underwear last year.
Frosty the Snowman was
dancing and prancing in
Savannah, Georgia with a
life-sized Scarlett O"Hara doll
. Frosty’s mannequin fetish was
Kim Cattrall, after midnight
Merlot, marijuana, medications and
twenty-seven days to write
a history of February
Alas the story dwindled
into a silly poem
about Gerald the hamster: