For snakes without spleens,
it made them invincible.
“You’re a loonie,” said
the Attorney General, "and
i have no alternative
but to ritualistically remove
your bra and panties
and ravish you forthwith!"
“Enough of this filth !”
cried Samantha, angrily brandishing
her detached, misshapen spleen.
She utterly defenestrated his
favourite pet, Herkimer the
Hounddog, while lustily singing
the theme from Frasier
in the key of
G. Gerald and his
loyal minions strode into
the Plaza Hotel lobby,
where they then dropped