to recite Vogon poetry!
Rain began to fall
all along the Watchtower;
washing away the gravy
and pickled onions before
lunchtime. Stomachs growled and
brain cells misfired, resulting
in missed dinner reservations
, cancelled Doordash orders, and
The Yodeling Defenestrators of
Prague yet again, because
of the republican debates
on every damn channel.
Queen Latifa revealed her
real identity, much to
the consternation of the
radical People’s Front of
New Judea, which immediately
deradicalised and took up
macrame, croquet and philately.