that wasn’t the floor.
The bass complained, "Hey,
dude, ain’t it hot?"
To which, the drummer
replied "What the hell
is a bloody fish
doing, nibbling on my
tambourine rack?" However, he
(the fish) indignantly replied
“I play better, Jack.”
Jack had no comeback.
How could he, really?
The lava eventually subsided,
revealing a shocking sight:
the charred remains of
Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa
, Elmo, Kenny, Ren and
former astronaut Neil Armstrong.
No one could believe
Finding burnt marshmallows also