sing Broadway show tunes.
When they sang "Hello
Dolly” I nearly wept!
My stoat definitely did.
Encouraged by their success,
they all joined in
on “We’ve Got Elegance.”
Audience reaction was… mixed.
I, however, was furious!
Stoat fur, that is.
Black gold, texas tea
, alternate names for elixirs
containing near-lethal moonshine
were distributed at half-time
causing the stoats to
somewhat bloat, but not
folornly float off into
the dark recesses of
Uncle Chuckie’s basement and
have an orgy with