slopes of Mount Purgatory
in a clown car.
Bozo was NOT happy
. Neither was Bozette, his
illegitimate love child from
his affair with Phyllis
the goatherd from Muskegon.
Bozette, was never known
to chew her toenails.
(I think Cardigan got ninja’ed without realizing it)
For that task she
trained a squirrel named
Doreen Green, whose powers
included manicures, pedicures, and
quack cures for ducks
whose quacks did not
the least bit “ducky.”
sound the least bit
like exploding farts, but
more like mating walruses.
This never failed to