Let’s get some breakfast."
She offered me locusts
and wild honey, just
like they served at
the president’s inauguration ceremony,
but fried in butter.
Butter was difficult to
come by; what with
the automatic guns still
strafing the cows, goats
, llamas and stoats scurrying
hither and yon but
even more troubling was
the appearance of Rosanne
Barr when she removed
her hat to reveal
absolute nothingness underneath. Pundits
nodded in silent agreement
and ignored her lack
of what should have