his late-night dreams
about appearing naked in
a shark tank as
hundreds of onlookers jeered
and made obscene gestures.
But as the fall guy,
Lee Majors, might say
“Whoops! Ow! What the
hell are you doing?"
"Shoving bamboo shoots under
my fingernails? What did
does it look like?
" Anyway, said singer forgotten,
"Why doesn’t anyone remember
trigonometry?”
No-one answered.
The
cosine hated the secant,
after what it did
to his brother Tony.
"Subject was bisected and
exsanguinated," the coroner’s report